Vote For My Daddy - Or Else! (A Message From My Beagle)
I see that you fine people have failed to elevate my daddy into his rightful position atop the 2006 Weblog Awards Poll, despite his constant hectoring and many, many reminders that you can vote once a day. As you can see from the picture below:
…I am holding the great American celebrity Snoopy the beagle hostage, and for every hour that you fail to register a vote, I will be forced to eat another dog biscuit from his stash.
So please, before it’s too late, and all of Snoopy’s dog biscuits are gone, vote now, as an expression of solidarity with cartoon celebrities everywhere…
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Coalition of the Chillin'
December 10th, 2006 at 7:58 pm
Us cats could care less what happens to Snoopy’s dog biscuits. Cats rule, dogs drool. Who’s smarter, the live beagle or the stuffed Snoopy or maybe the biscuit? Inquiring cats want to know.
We have figured a way to vote twice from the same computer each day. You now get two votes a day from this house. Wonder if we could figure how to increase the number of votes per day? We’ll get back to you on this subject.
Is the Decision ‘08 Tax Relief Fund a 503C corporation? Our Accountant wants to know. Something about income taxes and charities and making too much money.
December 10th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
It’s a rare 503Z organization (the only one of its kind)…
December 11th, 2006 at 5:57 pm
We thought about it, but were more productively occupied.
December 11th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
All right, then, that’s two dog biscuits gone from Snoopy’s stash…hope you hounds are satisfied!…
December 12th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
[…] …to vote in the 2006 Weblog Awards. I’ve tried bribing you, and playing to your sense of solidarity with cartoon celebrities, and I’m still in second place. So I’ve got a new offer: vote for me today and each day remaining (remember, you can vote once a day) and I’ll help you the next time you have to move*. […]