Decision ‘08

$5 Per Vote - Limited Time Offer*

That’s right, I’m still running in second place in the 2006 Weblog Awards, so I’ve got to up the chicanery a notch. For the next six days only, I’m offering $5** to every person who votes for Decision ‘08 (and remember, you can vote once a day!).

That’s right, $5 just for clicking a mouse button***. Now where can you find another deal like that?

So go, now, and prosper…

* Offer is limited to how many I can sell, that is…

** Less $5 shipping and handling

***You did read the part above about the shipping and handling, didn’t you?

7 Responses to “$5 Per Vote - Limited Time Offer*”

1 Muffin the Cat Says:
December 9th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
They won’t let me vote until later tonight. I have already voted twice for you. Please send my $10 via electronic mail. You have my e-mail.

Muffin is a bit upset these days. There’s a new younger cat here in the house. Name is Dwiddle Bug. You will be hearing from her.
2 Mark Says:
December 9th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Okay, Muffin, your $10 (minus $10 shipping and handling) has been sent…
3 David M. Smth Says:
December 9th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Man will I be glad when the awards season is over with. : -)

Good luck, Mark!
4 Dwiddle Bug Says:
December 10th, 2006 at 9:05 am
Vote number 3. Another $5 please. And just whom are you paying this shipping and handling fee to? Dwiddle wants to know.

The third place blog is catching up. I suggest you try more bribery.
5 Muffin the Cat Says:
December 10th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Vote # 4 from this house. Both Dwiddle and Muffin are voting now.
6 Mark Says:
December 10th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Thanks so much, Dwiddle and Muffin…the shipping and handling fee goes to, curiously enough, the Decision ‘08 Tax Relief Fund. It’s all very complicated but extremely worthwhile…
7 Decision ‘08 » Blog Archive » Not Much Time Left… Says:
December 12th, 2006 at 11:48 am
[…] …to vote in the 2006 Weblog Awards. I’ve tried bribing you, and playing to your sense of solidarity with cartoon celebrities, and I’m still in second place. So I’ve got a new offer: vote for me today and each day remaining (remember, you can vote once a day) and I’ll help you the next time you have to move*. […]