Thy Name Is Vanity

You can just feel it in the air, can’t you? That unmistakable murmer that’s building across the land for a new standardbearer for America – a man named…Tom Daschle.

Daschle???!!!???…Jeez, let me just go ahead and announce my candidacy, then…

The man can’t hold on to his Senate seat, even occupying one of the most powerful posts in Congress, and he thinks he’s presidential timber? Give me a huge freakin’ break, here…

3 comments to Thy Name Is Vanity

  • Muffin the Cat

    Surely this is a joke. This man has a much of a chance to win the Presidency in 2008 as I do.

    Is it just my imagination or is it just old “has been” Democrats that still feel they need to be heard because they know what is best for this country and world?

  • I heard Carter was considering another run too. So we’ll have Carter, Daschle, Kerry–golly, can’t they get Fitz out of mothballs too?

  • megapotamus

    Hey, who could blame the guy? He saw Kerry go all the way (to the nom). Is Tom Daschle less competent than John Kerry? I would not so slander any man.

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