How I Learned To Get Rich From The Huffington Post
Pssst….you guys…I’ll let you in a secret: I’ve got a surefire way for all of us, every last one, to get rich. July 19, 2007, has been deemed ‘Blogosphere Day’ by the Leftie bloggers, and they will raise a ton of money and give it to one of the Democratic candidates. When they do that, go buy (buy? Yes, buy, bear with me) that candidate’s contract at TradeSports. The media will eat it up, the candidate will get a huge boost, in the manner of Howard Dean, and we’ll hear all kinds of talk about the new frontrunnner.
Then, in December, 2007, just before Christmas, sell. That’s because when the actual primaries come around, and real people have a chance to express themselves on their nominee, there’s no chance they’ll want any part of whatever leftwing yahoo the Kossacks dredged up.
If there are no sure things, this is pretty damn close…