Hugo Chavez: Promises Destruction of U.S., Marvels At New Ocean-Front Arizona Property
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez promised a group of students that the U.S. will ‘bite the dust’ if we implement the long-rumored Venezuelan invasion that is the clandestine center of our global neocon strategy:
Chavez said late Monday that the U.S. government, which “won’t stop caressing the idea of invading Cuba or invading Venezuela,” should be warned of the consequences.“If someday they get the crazy idea of coming to invade us, we’ll make them bite the dust defending the freedom of our land,” Chavez said to applause.
He spoke during the opening ceremony of a world youth festival bringing together student delegations from across the world and convened under the slogan “Against Imperialism and War.”
Chavez called the United States the “most savage, cruel and murderous empire that has existed in the history of the world.”
Chavez, who maintains Ringo was the ‘really talented Beatle’, also spoke to the assembled students about his alliance with Santa Claus, saying his intelligence-gathering operations are second to none: “This guy, he sees you sleeping, awake, whatever – he’s got the goods.”…
Yes, Clint, keep up the cover…eexxcceelleeennnttt (that last word to be said in a Mister Burn’s voice)…
Chavez is truly a nut. No wonder he meets with such adulation among the sandalistas. It’s 1982 again! Rock on!
He should be deposed just for believing Ringo was talented at all
His biggest delusion by far: believing that he’s even made it onto President Bush’s radar.
(Or that most Americans could find Venezuela on a map…)
Hey, Luuuuuucyyy! You’ve got some splainin’ to do!
I’m guessing he’s holding Natalee Holloway as a barganing chip against a possible invasion.
Can you say ‘Jimmah’s friend is a nutcase’? Good! I knew you could.
[...] Reason exists, then to give the man the award on at least an honorary basis. What has brought his Jackass candidacy to the fore, though, is his weird coziness of late with the radical Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez, brought to me attention by this lengthy, excellent post by AcademicElephant. Specter, no fan of Donald Rumsfeld, has quite publicly chastised the Defense Secretary for ‘harsh rhetoric’ against the borderline maniacal Chavez, who, you may recall, recently had this to say to a youth rally regarding our nation and its President: Chavez said late Monday that the U.S. government, which “won’t stop caressing the idea of invading Cuba or invading Venezuela,” should be warned of the consequences. [...]