Weekly Jackass Number Seventeen: John Kerry
We’re going to set a record for the shortest Weekly Jackass entry to date. Why John Kerry? Why now?
Because, John Forbes Kerry,…
- …you went on Meet the Press and promised to sign form SF-180, yet two months later, you have failed to do so;
- …you continue to hold on to the delusion that you lost because of the Osama bin Laden tape rather than because you are, in fact, an arrogant, pompous man that most voters rightly rejected as unpresidential;
- …you, incredibly, harbor hopes that the Democratic Party wants you to run and lose again;
- …and because, well, just because you’re you…
…it is my distinct privilege to name you our seventeenth weekly honoree…and may I be the first to say, “Congratulations, Mr. Jackass.”
UPDATE 03/31 6:38 a.m. central: Many thanks to PoliPundit for the link; what a great way to end March. Welcome to any and all newcomers; hope you’ll look around and stay awhile…Enjoy your Thursday.
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